Unearthed by James Balsamo That necromancer of the lens, that goblin king of gore comes a celluloid chimera so fried, so freaky, so fantastically confused, it can only be called Junior Webb's MYSTERIOUS WARRIOR. Behold: a CGI crab monster with a bad attitude, cardboard robot beatdowns in parking lot arenas, and southern-fried Kung Fu kicks that echo across the astral plane! This is a forgotten fever dream of fists, fireballs, and forbidden frocks a cinematic relic forged in the crusty crucible of camcorders, caffeine, and chaos.
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