Cracula

"He wants to smoke your blood!"

Comedy Horror

Rick Sloan inherited a real pain in the neck when his parents passed; a storage unit containing the remains of Count Dracula. Drugs aren't the only thing ravaging wild and wonderful West Virginia; the warm blood of the living no longer satisfies the Prince of Darkness, he must have the intoxicating blood of the addicted. Now it's up to Rick and a ragtag band of vampire hunters to defeat the hopped up undead before they suck and smoke their way through society.